Tuesday, April 28, 2009

No Hands Restaurant in Bangkok- Erotic but Expensive part 2

The menu is exorbitantly priced. In a country where you can eat for less than $ 3, the menu here starts of at $20 and more. The drinks are 3-4 times the normal price. The girl usually does not eat- her job is to please you. She may even walk with you to the bathroom and help you get refreshed. The restaurant is not known for its Thai cuisine, because the majority of guests do not have food on their mind- only dessert.

The hostesses are exceptionally pretty and very sexily dressed. The seating booth is private and some hanky panky does occur, this is not Thai style. The girls prefer you take them elsewhere and the bill starts to add up.

Following dinner, you get your “dessert”. You have a few options- you can get a partial or a full massage, naked or semi naked- the massage may be soapy, no hands, oil or you can take the girls downstairs or across the hotel for the real “cheesecake”.

By the time you have had you dinner, paid the tip, had a soothing massage and impregnated one more Thai girl, the bill will be close to $150-$200. For this money, you can get 5-6 great looking girls each night at any of the clubs in bangkok.

Bangkok is full of such thrills and sex is often used to lure unsuspecting foreigners. No Hands Restaurant caters to rich Japanese and Oriental tourists who prefer not to go out to more seedy places or red light districts.

In summary, the No Hands Restaurant is okay if you are rich, have no friends, cannot find girls anywhere in Thailand and are a real loser. For the man who wants to have a real good time in Bangkok, stop wasting your money on another one of Bangkok’s rich scams. For the male tourist on a back pack, this is not the place you want to come. There are many other great places to meet girls for a lot less.

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